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Stephen Leacock

Nonsense Novels

  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    In fact, just as soon as mankind turned its energy to decreasing its needs instead of increasing its desires, the whole thing was easy.
  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    I fell ill. I died. I buried myself.
  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    Then the fight began. It lasted two hours—with fifteen minutes off for lunch.
  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    I was a tall, handsome young fellow, squarely and powerfully built, bronzed by the sun and the moon (and even copper-coloured in spots from the effect of the stars), and with a face in which honesty, intelligence, and exceptional brain power were combined with Christianity, simplicity, and modesty.
  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    Next Day.
    To-day I brought Otto another gold rouble.
    His eyes shone with love when he saw it.
    He has given me for it a bronze kopek. Our love is to be as pure as gold and as strong as bronze.
    Is it not beautiful?
  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    To-day.
    Otto touched me! He touched me!
    How the recollection of it thrills me!
    I stood beside him on the river bank, and as we talked the handle of my parasol touched the bottom button of his waistcoat.
  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    I love him? I cannot tell. Not yet. Love is a gentle plant. You cannot force its growth.
  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    And what were the Earl's thoughts of Gertrude? Here was the one drop of bitterness in the girl's cup of happiness. For some reason that she could not divine the Earl showed signs of marked antipathy.
    Once as she passed the door of the library he threw a bootjack at her. On another occasion at lunch alone with her he struck her savagely across the face with a sausage.
  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    Meanwhile the days passed. Life at the Taws moved in the ordinary routine of a great English household. At 7 a gong sounded for rising, at 8 a horn blew for breakfast, at 8.30 a whistle sounded for prayers, at 1 a flag was run up at half-mast for lunch, at 4 a gun was fired for afternoon tea, at 9 a first bell sounded for dressing, at 9.15 a second bell for going on dressing, while at 9.30 a rocket was sent up to indicate that dinner was ready. At midnight dinner was over, and at 1 a.m. the tolling of a bell summoned the domestics to evening prayers.
  • Veronika Insomniahar citeratför 6 år sedan
    Even the dumb creatures seemed to admire her in their own dumb way.
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