She was a plastic surgeon, not a fucking miracle worker. Winston
I like this guy
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At least if I have to bother with her, having a nice rack to look at would be a perk
I take it back
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“I like a woman who can verbally spar with me.”
Shiii me to-nsn nism homosexualec
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I’ve never wanted to believe a lie so badly in my entire life
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Maybe he could help us.
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I’m there for moral support.
Love that
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“That wasn’t me,” I slur. “That was my loser alter-ego.” “Are you jealous…of yourself?” “Yep. I also hate parts of myself.”
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I know you better than yourself. You know that.”
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“You’re so fucking weird, man.” “And you’re desperate as fuck if you chose me, of all people, as your friend.” We both laugh, but one of us isn’t joking